Blog Buff Gifts

'I'm retiring from politics to spend more time on my blog.'

The New York Times Blog Review.

'I think he's saying, 'read my blog'.'

"You obviously haven't been reading my blog."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

If nobody had invented graphics

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

John Bunyan

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Getting to Know You

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Our Two Parties, Explained

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.