Blog Buff Gifts

'I'm retiring from politics to spend more time on my blog.'

The New York Times Blog Review.

'I think he's saying, 'read my blog'.'

"You obviously haven't been reading my blog."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

If nobody had invented graphics

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Audio Books

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Moby Dick

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"