Blogosphere Adventurer Pillows

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"I'm not sure about writing Shakespeare, but a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters sounds like a pretty good description of the blogosphere."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Fight or flight?"

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."