Adventurous Blogger Pillows

Romance

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Habanero ..."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Pop up begger.

'It's an acquired taste!'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Fight or flight?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Stonehenge Books

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."