Adventurous Blogger T-Shirts

'Wait a minute...you know I can't enjoy any experience until I've added dramatic flourishes and posted it on Facebook.'

Romance

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Pop up begger.

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

Roadkill Restaurant

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Fight or flight?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

Stonehenge Books

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."