First Blog Post Gifts

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Obsession with the Internet.

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

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