'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'
First Speech Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful way to honor a special person's first speech? Our collection offers witty and warm products that capture the significance of this memorable life event, making it even more unforgettable.
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."
Triangle
How to deliver a successful presentation.
We need a Europe of U-turns.
Baby Mozart.
"Toi Toi Toi!"
Piano Recital
"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'
Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.
"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
"His first word was 'Dotcom'."
Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"
Love at First Sight.
'And from this point follow me very carefully.'
'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'
This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'
'It's in case I need a laugh track.'
'You haven't heard anything yet!'
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
'She said her first words today.'
William Pitt the Elder
"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"
'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'
First Speech Gifts Collection
First Speech Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating life's big moments and first speeches—perfect for uplifting spirits and capturing memories.
First Speech Pillows
Add a cozy touch to any celebration with our pillows that commemorate life's important speeches and milestones.
First Speech Prints
Find the perfect print to celebrate the first speech—artful and humorous pieces to honor this memorable event.
First Speech T-Shirts
Check out our fun T-shirts designed to highlight special milestones like the first speech—wear your pride and humor with style.