Biblical Blogger Gifts

These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?

Moses on the web

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Coot on a jetty

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"Pavlov's Blog."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."