Stallion Enthusiast Gifts

"He turns out not to be Italian – just Italianate."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

The Still Life Revolts

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

'And do you, Cathie, promise to advance Ed's narrative?'

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Still life?

Artist's Imagination

Worcestershire cat

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.