Stallion Admirer Gifts

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sistine Selfie

The Death Of Venus

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Hans Holbein

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Shakespeare

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

You're my Mona Lisa.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Artisanal Pottery

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Euphemistic.

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Don Alahambra

Spring Break Monolith

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"Sit."

Goldfish in Armour

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

Ballet Couple

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