Stallion Admirer Pillows

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Death Of Venus

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sistine Selfie

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Hans Holbein

Shakespeare

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

You're my Mona Lisa.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'What?'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Museum. Fedal System. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following the middle ages!

Euphemistic.

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Artisanal Pottery

"...And supposing you do repress it, Leonardo? Somebody else is certain to come across it again in a few years."

'I like a man in a suit.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"Sit."

Don Alahambra

Spring Break Monolith

Goldfish in Armour

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

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