Stallion Seeker Pillows

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Pony Rides

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Stratigraphy

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Towny Music Night.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"This one's for me."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

No Loitering

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"No, I don't recycle."

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'