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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 10.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Pony Rides

Exit only.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Stratigraphy

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"