Stallion Seeker Mugs

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Pony Rides

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Stratigraphy

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Towny Music Night.

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"This one's for me."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

No Loitering

"It's your mother calling."

"That's way out of my price range..."

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"No, I don't recycle."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'