Stalagmite State Trooper Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a law enforcement fan or a creative police officer? Our 'Stalagmite State Trooper' collection blends humor with heartfelt appreciation, offering unique items that showcase a playful yet respectful nod to the law enforcement world. Whether they're on duty or off, these fun and stylish products are sure to bring a smile and highlight their dedication with a witty charm.

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"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights." mockup

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

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"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum." mockup

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?' mockup

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

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"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?" mockup

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

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Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

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'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.' mockup

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

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"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling." mockup

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

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"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes." mockup

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

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"Trust me – she's a witch."

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"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar." mockup

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

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"Gesundheit!"

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Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft. mockup

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

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"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more." mockup

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

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'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.' mockup

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

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"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies." mockup

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

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"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C." mockup

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

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"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!" mockup

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

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'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!' mockup

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

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Astronomical observations.

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"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!" mockup

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

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"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there." mockup

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car." mockup

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

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'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.' mockup

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

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Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft mockup

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

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Clown car full of policemen

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"Do you know why I pulled you over?" mockup

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

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"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?" mockup

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

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'The show must go on!'

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Deja Viewer

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"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home." mockup

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

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Flight Departures

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A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself mockup

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

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'Transtalactites!'

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"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"

"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!" mockup

"State bird?" "Eastern goldfinch!" "State flower?" "Purple violet!" "Ok! Go on!"

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Stalagmite State Trooper Gifts Collection

Stalagmite State Trooper Mugs

Explore our range of law enforcement items with a humorous twist—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of wit. Click here for Mug gifts on the 'Stalagmite State Trooper' theme.

Stalagmite State Trooper Pillows

Bring humor and personality into your home with our playful law enforcement pillows. Click here to explore cozy, witty 'Stalagmite State Trooper' pillow designs.

Stalagmite State Trooper Prints

Make a statement wall with our humorous police-themed prints. Visit our prints collection to find the perfect 'Stalagmite State Trooper' artwork to brighten any space.

Stalagmite State Trooper T-Shirts

Show off your police pride and sense of humor with our funny 'Stalagmite State Trooper' t-shirts. Discover stylish and witty designs by visiting our T-Shirt collection.