Stalagmite Admirer Gifts

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

A man looks up at the earth

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Rodin's Thinker.

Frizzbee statue.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Slug roulette

Redecorating Easter Island.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Pisa Hut.

Statue of Liberty

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nemesisyphus"

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"Gesundheit!"