Stalagmite Admirer Gifts

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

A man looks up at the earth

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Slug roulette

Redecorating Easter Island.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Statue of Liberty

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Pisa Hut.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"Gesundheit!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Hares looking at Euclid

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nemesisyphus"

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."