Stalactite Admirer Gifts

A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

"Gesundheit!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

A man looks up at the earth

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Toenail clipping missile.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'It's slobberin' time!'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Moai having a lightbulb moment

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"What a slobster."

Artisanal Pottery

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

A Starry Night.

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Spudhenge

Stonehenge Bowling

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"Sit."

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

"He put up a decent fight."

Paleo Camp

Inventing the roulette wheel.

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

GarGoalies.