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A cave explorer stares at a stalactite copy of himself

"Gesundheit!"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

A man looks up at the earth

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"What a slobster."

Artisanal Pottery

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

Stonehenge Bowling

Paleo Camp

"He put up a decent fight."

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

"Sit."

"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

Spudhenge

Inventing the roulette wheel.

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

GarGoalies.

Tonight Houdini and Son.