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'Transtalactites!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"Cat with nine still lives"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"Gesundheit!"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

The Still Life Revolts

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Do you realize, we're posing for Cezanne!

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

Still life?

Look Up.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Stonehenge. I hate resetting this thing for daylight savings!

Artist's Imagination

"This is what you end up with when you don't use union labor."

'Anyone want to get together for a still life?'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'