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'Hon, I set all of your clocks an hour forward for daylight savings time.'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Compression

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"I don't do intimidation"

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

'Works for me.' (picture of big fish swallowing smaller fish.)

Female Dominance.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me.'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"And this, Wilcox, is my reality."

'Every time we have an argument you've gotta drag the boss into it!'

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

Hierarchy

'Well, like I said folks, it's only a suggestion, but let's not forget who's making it.'

'Yes, Mr. Hadley, I think I do see the big picture.'