Dynamite Devotee T-Shirts

"Now calm down...there's no need to overreact."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Claus 2.0

Clown on bike.

The Hobby Store

I love my Timpani

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Bonk!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'll never forget you."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Drone Spray