Stakeout Strategist Gifts

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Otto von Bismarck

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'Why do I always have to be the one to connect the dots for you people?'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Sidewalk the game

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Software for the small businessman

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

Male and female loves.

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

'We're just beginning.'

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

Real High Tech, Inc: 'Under New Management. . . Under Newer Management.'

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."

'The object is to make money, not pay claims! Don't make me tell you again!'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'One down, six to go.'

Stopping Uncle Sam adding rules and regulations to small businesses.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

When business got slow in Hollywood, script consultant Herb Purvis made a surprisingly easy transition to the manufacturing sector of the economy.

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

'Blast these cuts!'

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

"From my long experience in start-ups, I can explain how inflated your inflated claims can be before they cross the line."