Stockroom Strategist Gifts

Male and female loves.

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

World Economic Crisis.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'I have been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Takeovers.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'