Stakeout Strategist Pillows

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

Otto von Bismarck

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'Why do I always have to be the one to connect the dots for you people?'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Software for the small businessman

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Sidewalk the game

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

Male and female loves.

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"If you'd bullshitted your work like the rest of us, you'd be home by now."

"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."

Real High Tech, Inc: 'Under New Management. . . Under Newer Management.'

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

'We're just beginning.'

'The object is to make money, not pay claims! Don't make me tell you again!'

'You and your shortcuts.'

When business got slow in Hollywood, script consultant Herb Purvis made a surprisingly easy transition to the manufacturing sector of the economy.

'One down, six to go.'

Woman emptying 'pending' work into bin as 5pm approaches on Friday.

'Blast these cuts!'

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

Stopping Uncle Sam adding rules and regulations to small businesses.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"From my long experience in start-ups, I can explain how inflated your inflated claims can be before they cross the line."