Stealthy Stakeout Enthusiast Pillows

Man staking out a mouse trap from under a table while the mouse raids the food above him.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

Shy Man at Party

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

Tortoise Mailman.

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Spray on Camouflage

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'