Stealthy Stakeout Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man staking out a mouse trap from under a table while the mouse raids the food above him.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

Shy Man at Party

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Government "Information" Agency.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

Tortoise Mailman.

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Spray on Camouflage

Maybe we should do a big check next time. Sweepstak … 5 five.

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.