Staircase Comedian Gifts

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The return of Miss Subways

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Unusual Staircase

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"Because we're jerks."

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

Mummies solution.

Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Come on! You can do this!!"

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"I take it you're lost."

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."