Staircase Comedian Pillows

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The return of Miss Subways

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Unusual Staircase

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

"Because we're jerks."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven

"Come on! You can do this!!"

Mummies solution.

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Political Polls, Inc: (Elevator): 'Up. Down, Undecided/don't know'

'The doofus has gone and hanged himself again. . .'

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"I continue to wear a mask as a courtesy to you. My wife says I have terrible breath."

"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."

"I take it you're lost."

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.