Stair Master Gifts

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'I know it's healthier but I climbed the stairs yesterday and when I finally reached the very top office, working time was already over!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

One Man and Two Trucks

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Unusual Staircase

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Other men just sing in the bath

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Out of Order.

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

Beginner Level Escalators

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Sooner or Later

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

A dilemma at a train station.

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

How you keep toolbox so organized?

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

Fitness Clinic.