Step Master Gifts

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Okay, here's the plan...'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Steps Class

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

Out of Order.

Beginner Level Escalators

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Higher!'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

"This is why you read the instructions."

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

A carload of people from the game of life get pulled over by police . . .

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Arm wrestling