Stairmaster Explorer Gifts

Beginner Level Escalators

The fate of the emigrant

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

'You're away, Doc!'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Romance on the Subway

Unusual Staircase

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

The absurd artist

"And it's close to the subway."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Out of Order.

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Yo, Twitchy

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

'See - they always find their way home.'

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

'Apparently it was only his fear of heights that stopped him from jumping.'

Man out of breath, Breathtaking Views

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

Fitness Clinic.

"A-ha, I've proven them wrong! The computer, my one and only friend, says I have high EQ."

"It's not exactly what I had in mind"