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'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Nervous at a party.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"They're texting it in."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"This one's for me."