Stage Fright Survivors Gifts

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Nervous at a party.

"They're texting it in."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bravo!

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Stage Fright.

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."