Stage Fright Sympathizer Gifts

Nervous at a party.

'They all want to play the star.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Scarpia from Tosca

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'I'm a star!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

TV stage door

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Performance In The Bedroom

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'