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Nervous at a party.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Stephen Fry

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Mensa Does Improv

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

TV stage door

Performance In The Bedroom

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"