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"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Nervous at a party.

Bravo!

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"They're texting it in."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.