Overcoming Stage Fright Mugs

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'They all want to play the star.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Nervous at a party.

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

Bravo!

"They're texting it in."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."