Stage Fright Explorer Mugs

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Samuel Beckett

"Pencil eraser."

Nervous at a party.

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Gustave Charpentier

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Stage Fright.

Captain

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

Pirate King

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Nervous man about to make a presentation.

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

"If you're nervous, just imagine everyone in the audience without their Spanx."

Ages of man.