Stage Fright Explorer Mugs

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

Nervous at a party.

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Gustave Charpentier

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Stage Fright.

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Captain

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Pirate King

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"If you're nervous, just imagine everyone in the audience without their Spanx."

Fear of Public Speaking

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'