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"If you're nervous, just imagine everyone in the audience without their Spanx."

Bob would go to any lengths to avoid public speaking.

"I HATE public speaking! Whenever I'm in front of an audience, I freeze like a... Well, you get the picture."

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Here we are."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Yoga To-Do

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Crop duster wanted.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."