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'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Nervous at a party.

Bravo!

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"They're texting it in."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Halloween 2008.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"This one's for me."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Count Flatula

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Stage Fright.