Stage Fright Fighter Gifts

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Take a bow!

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

Nervous at a party.

What's Their Secret?

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'Mice escaped again@?'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Trick or treat surprise.

Death By Mattress

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

Stage Fright.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"This one's for me."

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.