Life's Stage Survivor T-Shirts

Attendance Has Dropped

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Generation Ex.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Stage Fright.

'What did you learn at university today?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"75"

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Fear of Public Speaking

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

Alas poor Yorrick

Four Stages of Boyhood

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

Ages of man.

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

Jell-O: A Life.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

'Oh, Ferguson's not over the hill - He never made it out of the VALLEY.'

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"Finally, someone to gossip about."

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'