Life's Stage Survivor Prints

Attendance Has Dropped

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Generation Ex.

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Stage Fright.

'What did you learn at university today?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"75"

"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Ages of man.

Four Stages of Boyhood

Alas poor Yorrick

Fear of Public Speaking

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

Spam.

Jell-O: A Life.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'Oh, Ferguson's not over the hill - He never made it out of the VALLEY.'

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'Dad, I can't find any matches to light the cake.'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

Grabbed By Gorilla

'I hear they're delicious when they're sun dried.'