Stage Of Life Explorer Prints

Jell-O: A Life.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Did you get my tweet?"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Danger Quicksand

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'In denial and loving it!'

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

How?

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

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