Stage Of Life Explorer Prints

Jell-O: A Life.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"Great, now we're lost."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Danger Quicksand

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'In denial and loving it!'

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

How?

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"The latest version of your life is now available to download."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."