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Stage Of Life Explorer Mugs
Kickstart every adventure with a mug that celebrates life's journey. Perfect for explorers at any stage, our mugs blend humor and inspiration to fuel their day.
Mister Mid-Life Crisis
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
"Did you get my tweet?"
Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.
"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."
Book of Life, Answers in Back.
'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'
"Great, now we're lost."
"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."
"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."
'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'
Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.
"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."
Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …
'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'
"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."
Danger Quicksand
Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.
"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."
People crossing the street while texting use white canes.
"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."
'In denial and loving it!'
'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'
'Oversensitive Car Alarm'
Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.
How?
'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'
'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'
"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."
"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."
'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'
"The latest version of your life is now available to download."
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