Stages Of Life Enthusiast Mugs

Four Stages of Boyhood

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Life and Death

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Bravo!

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Old and young

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

'Supporting the arts'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Curtain call

"This next one's for anyone feeling a little lonely right now, namely, me."