Stages Of Life Enthusiast Pillows

Four Stages of Boyhood

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Life and Death

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Bravo!

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Old and young

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

'Supporting the arts'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Curtain call

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'