Stadium Sleeper Gifts

A man cheers

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

Church for sports worshipers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Football player has head instead of ball.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Football fans in corona times

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."