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"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Pirate eye test

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Hello job security."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

The Movers - Decluttering

Decluttering. . .

The Messy Sink

"Thank God!"

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Super glue hoovering

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!