Squeaky Clean Enthusiast Gifts

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Pirate eye test

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Hello job security."

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

The Movers - Decluttering

"Thank God!"

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Decluttering. . .

Super glue hoovering

The Messy Sink

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

Ward Cleaning.

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!