Squeaky Clean Pet Parent Gifts

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

The Karate Kitten.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"It's only the wind."

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Cat Romance

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'